Today I am taking mum to the hospital for another x ray and an appointment with the oncologist for a review of her treatment.
He tongue seems a bit swollen at the moment and my sister stayed over at her house last night so she wasn't alone.
While we are out today we are stopping off to get some passport style photos taken so we can apply for a disabled badge. (is it so wrong to be excited about getting a disabled badge?)
:)
The forms read absolutely hysterical and had me crying laughing and wheezing, to the point where my brother said I sounded possessed.
I don't ever recall howling that much with laughter.
It was just one simple question about and I quote "please tick the box that best describes the way you walk" followed by a list of examples for example limp, stagger, shuffle.
Then (and this is the best bit) "if there is not a box that describes the way you walk please tell us in your own words about the way you walk"
Well to me this leaves the imagination running a complete riot.
Walk like an Egyption
Everybody walk the dinosaur
You can tell by the way I use my walk im a womans man - no time to talk
I walk unnecessary
With all my laughing, I'm not even sure now if I did actually tick a box!
I just hope that if I didn't tick a box they don't phone to ask, that would just be far too much.
lol
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