What The F**k?

I know its unusual for me to post twice in the same day but this was just too much of a little jem not to be shared.
Hopefully after my last post moved a few people, this might at least get a smile.

I have been to mums today, the driver had already been inserted, but not long after mum acidentially pulled it out. We had to phone the nurse again to come and put it back in.

As we were all sat there waiting for the nurse. Mum was sort of sat up half on the bed.
Her eyes opened wide and she looks at me and says 'What the f**k?'

Then shut her eyes again.

I said "For God's sake, dont let your last words be, 'What the F**k?' cause me and Janet might end up in prison!"